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Happy Birthday!

To the one, the only, Jeffrey Rubio I wish you a happy birthday and with that a small story about the other night.

While I was lying next to you and I couldn’t sleep, I just had the chance to study you like I always used to. I laid there re-memorizing every micro-inch of his body and in turn just who he is while he just sleeps. It is pure bliss and silence other than the sound of him snoring…

I teared at how beautiful you are. Simply, wonderfully, lovely. You. Are. Beautiful. And never forget it. Ever! I whispered what would have to be the infinite amount’th time I have said: “I love you.”

So, here you are. Turning 21 years old. You have had an insane, loving, intense, tragic, laugh worthy, enjoyable 21 years so far. Let’s make more. Let’s make the next 21 even better. I will be with you every step of the way!

Happy Birthday Jeffrey Rubio. I love you so much.

PS- You’re first drink is on me! The rest depend on who you’re with cause I’m not that rich…PEACE!

…Pedicure! With Jeffrey when I got it, cause we both got them done and it was so amazing! Thanks!!

When asked: “How gay do you feel?”

My response was a proud, plus sigh of relief mixed in there, ” On a scale from 1 to 10… at least a 12……”

gatekeeper:

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It’s Cool Whip Time!
4. If I don’t undo my pants, I’ll burst.
5. Whew, that’s one terrific spread!
6. I’m in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready to have a go at seconds yet?
8. It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you’ll get some.
10. Don’t play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. Wow - I didn’t expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all of that.
18. That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen.
19. How long do I beat it before it’s ready?